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These are lyrics by Traditional that we think are kind of misrhymed.

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Traditional's, "Hickory Dickory Dock"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Why They're Misrhymed:
One and down just don't rhyme!
Submitted by: Maroon O'Neil
Traditional's, "Joshua Fit de Battle of Jericho"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You can talk about your kings of Gideon
You can talk about your men of Saul
But there's none like good old Joshua
And the battle of Jericho
Why They're Misrhymed:
I hat to say this about a revered religious song like this, but...'Saul' and 'Jericho' don't rhyme
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Traditional's, "On Top Of Ol' Smokey"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A thief will just rob you and take what you have
But a false-hearted lover sends you to your grave.
Why They're Misrhymed:
They sure have a lot of dumb-asses on Ol' Smokey, don't they?
Submitted by: Country
Traditional's, "Silent Night"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Silent night!
Holy night!
Why They're Misrhymed:
Night doesn't rhyme with istelf!
Submitted by: 50 Cent

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