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These are lyrics by Sqeeze that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Sqeeze

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Sqeeze's, "Up The Junction"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
Why They're Misrhymed:
You think 'happen' doesn't rhyme with 'Clapham'? Then how about the next two lines, which (try to) rhyme 'common' with 'forgotten'? This are just the first four lines of just one song... I don't think they ever got any better. Lines like 'love had got us hooked up, And all our time it took up' are almost worthy of William McGonagall, the world's worst poet.
Submitted by: Sally Holmes

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