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These are lyrics by Placebo that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Placebo

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Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever
Why They're Misrhymed:
They sing it like every other line is supposed to rhyme, but it's every fourth line that rhymes. This is just a dirty trick.
Submitted by: britrock

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