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These are lyrics by Bow Wow Wow that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Bow Wow Wow

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Bow Wow Wow's, "Do You Wanna Hold Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Children I wanna warn ya
'cause I been to California
Where Mickey Mouse is such a demon
Where Mickey Mouse is as big as a house
Why They're Misrhymed:
These are some of the worst lyrics in history. I like the melody to the song but for crying out loud 'Ya' and California do not rhyme! She's stretching it with Mouse and House

[Ed's note: Mouse and House don't rhyme???]
Submitted by: Shirl

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