I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.
I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.
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Don't know much about history;
Don't know much biology;
Don't know much about a science book;
Don't know much about the French I took.
(also)
Don't know much about geography;
Don't know much trigonometry;
Don't know much about algebra;
Don't know what a slide rule is for.
This ringtone would doom a candidate at an interview for a teaching position.
Submitted by: Kathy
Come on and marry me, Bill.
It would have been lousy timing if "Come on and marry me, Bill" came out of Monica Lewinsky's phone while she was with Bill Clinton when Hillary walked in.
Submitted by: Kathy
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies.
"Tell me lies" would not be the best ringtone to come from a cop's phone while interrogating a suspect.
Submitted by: Kathy
My give a damn's busted.
I really wanna care;
I wanna feel somethin'.
Let me dig a little deeper
No, sorry, nothin'.
Imagine these words blasting from a priest's phone while someone is making a confession.
Submitted by: Kathy
Poor, poor, pitiful me.
(also)
Lord have mercy on me; Woe is me.
You wouldn't want this ringtone to suddenly become your entrance music while walking down the aisle.
Submitted by: Kathy
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Male teacher talking to a female student and this rings? Might have some problems. Or just any older man and younger girl.
Submitted by: Melanie
Dude looks like a lady
Your phone going off during a conversation with an androgynous-looking man would make for awkwardness.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
Mmmm, twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
(knock, knock, knock) Means you'll meet me in the hallway
This is the worst ringtone Senator Larry Craig could blare while being interrogated for soliciting sex in a men's room by means of foot taps and hand signals.
Submitted by: Kathy
I don't wanna work
I just want to bang on the drum all day.
You'll want to bang on yourself all day if your boss hears this on your cell.
Submitted by: rocky
Ha Ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise
This ringtone at a wake, not so good
Submitted by: Franka
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