I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.
I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.
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The Internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net
was born? Porn porn porn
I don't think you'd want this going off in front of your in-laws.
Submitted by: Celeste
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown.
If I was a farmer in the Niagara region of Ontario, I would be highly offended if I heard this go off as someone's ringtone.
Submitted by: Celeste
Please please tell me now
is there something I should know?
Is there something I should say
That will make you come my way?
Do you feel the same cause you
don't let it show?
Not the best ringtone to have when you're getting a paternity test.
Submitted by: Celeste
Don't tell me to bleed about it
I need this blood to survive.
Not exactly the kind of ringtone you want to have go off at a blood bank while you're giving a donation.
Submitted by: Celeste
Sugar in the morning
Sugar in the evening
Sugar at suppertime
You wouldn't want to hear this at a diabetes support meeting.
Submitted by: crazydon
Everybody's A Bit Of A C*** Sometimes', "Steve Coogan"
'Steve, is it true you're a c***?'
I would hate this to go off in an Annual General Meeting!
Submitted by: pickle
Kill the president, kill the president now!
If you were working for the Government, or even if you were just being questioned by the police you be mistaken for a terrorist.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the clap and that ain't nice. So what?
This would blow it if you were about to get in bed with someone.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
{the whole song is a vulgaar sex rap}
You don't want this going off in church, at a job, or around children.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
If it was up to me I'd free Charles Manson.
Imagine of Manson was ever up for parole and this went off at the hearing?
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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