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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

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Spoons', "Romantic Traffic "
The Lyrics:
She's changing lanes
A bit too slow
Someone hits her from behind
I wouldn't want this going off after being rear ended by another car.
Submitted by: Celeste
Beck's, "Mixed Bizness"
The Lyrics:
I'll be your mistress, COD
If a cop pulls you over and this song is playing, change it immediately unless you WANT the cop to think you're a hooker.
Submitted by: Amanda
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
The Lyrics:
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse.
If the phone rang at taekwondo, imagine what the instructor would do.
Submitted by: katycat
Cast of Avenue Q's, "Schadenfreude"
The Lyrics:
Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crabby.
When I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... Happy!!
Basically any part of the song's lyrics. Especially if your phone rings while you see someone fall over or something like that at the same time.
Submitted by: Frederick
Styx's, "Snowblind"
The Lyrics:
I'm snowblind, snowblind, snowblind
If you were stuck in a blizzard or shoveling a foot of snow, it wouldn't be a good idea to have this on your phone.
Submitted by: Otis Throwup
Queen's, "Body Language"
The Lyrics:
Give me- body, Give me- body-body, give me your body
If your phone went off in class well, you're doomed
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
The Lyrics:
I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell
Imagine your phone going off at a funeral or in a cemetery/ crematorium.
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
Eddie Murphy's, "Put Your Mouth On Me"
The Lyrics:
Put your mouth on me
Imagine you were in the waiting room at the doctor's office and your cell phone rang to that particular song and those lyrics? The others would think you were freakin' out of your mind!
Submitted by: Isac
Pearl Jam's, "Animal"
The Lyrics:
I'd rather be
I'd rather be
I'd rather be with an animal.
I wouldn't want this set off as a ringtone in a church or a zoo. Or be with a churchgoer in the zoo.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
Alice Cooper's, "Go To H***"
The Lyrics:
You can go to h***.
You wouldn't want this going off if you were having an argument with someone.
Submitted by: VitaminB6

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