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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

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Jax Jones,Mabel and Rich The Kid's, "Ring Ring"
The Lyrics:
So don't come into my X, trust
We all know you've been f***ing with another.
Why:
Definitely not something you want your boyfriend/girlfriend hearing. The instrumental bit in the chorus is okay though, provided they aren't a Jax Jones fan.
Submitted by: Hi.
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
The Lyrics:
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore.
Why:
If you're on hold with 111 (UK non-emergency medical helpline) about sickness and diarrhea.
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
The Lyrics:
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore.
Why:
If you're on hold with 111 (UK non-emergency medical helpline) about sickness and diarrhea.
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Alice Cooper's, "School's Out For Summer"
The Lyrics:
School's been blown to pieces.
Why:
School's not really blown to pieces but you can't have this ringtone come off and tell a teacher that some student has blown the school to pieces.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
Green Day's, "F*** Time"
The Lyrics:
Oh, Amanda Jones, your holy grace, I want to choke you 'til you're blue in the face, Got dirty thoughts in a dirty mind, Ahhhh, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, You know I really want to make you mine, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, There's nothing left to say, yeah
Why:
This would be awkward anywhere: in the store, picking your kid up from school, in line at McDonald's... All with your phone loudly announcing your great desire for sex (and rough sex at that!)
Submitted by: Angela
The Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
The Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner
Is everybody's woman
She could kill you with a wink of her eye.
Why:
Wow, not the kind of ringtone you want going off when you're filling out a police report.
Submitted by: Celeste
Meat Loaf's, "You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth"
The Lyrics:
And then you took the words right out of my mouth. Oh it must have been while you were kissing me. You took the words right out of my mouth. Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say I love you.
Why:
For phone answerers that are speechless.
Submitted by: Ian
No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
The Lyrics:
Don't speak/I know what you're saying/So please stop explaning/Don't tell me 'cause it hurts/Don't speak/I know what you're thinking/I don't need your reasons/Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
Why:
I'd be surprised if the chorus is made somebody's ringtone after they broke up with their significant other.
Submitted by: Ian
Glass Tiger's, "Someday"
The Lyrics:
Someday
You'll be shedding your tears
To cry over me
Someday
I'll be losing this fear.
Why:
Imagine you're at a wedding and your phone went off? Someone would think that you're getting cold feet.
Submitted by: Celeste
Enya's, "The Spirit of Christmas Past"
The Lyrics:
Tomorrow will be Christmas Day...
Why:
These lyrics are repeated about 10 times in the song, which would make it a very awkward ringtone on any day other than Christmas Eve.
Submitted by: Julian

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