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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

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Enya's, "The Spirit of Christmas Past"
The Lyrics:
Tomorrow will be Christmas Day...
Why:
These lyrics are repeated about 10 times in the song, which would make it a very awkward ringtone on any day other than Christmas Eve.
Submitted by: Julian
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
The Lyrics:
Those girls are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be a teacher's pet.
Why:
Imagine what would happen if a student's phone went off? They would think that the teacher is having an inappropriate relationship with their student.
Submitted by: Celeste
Britney Spears', "Work B * * * h"
The Lyrics:
You better work bitch, you better work bitch
You better work bitch, you better work bitch
Now get to work bitch!
Now get to work bitch!
Why:
This obviously can't be played around kids; and you better not play this around Bruno Mars either, because he claims no one can tell him he can't be lazy.
Submitted by: Can't you see what I see?
Spoons', "Romantic Traffic "
The Lyrics:
She's changing lanes
A bit too slow
Someone hits her from behind
Why:
I wouldn't want this going off after being rear ended by another car.
Submitted by: Celeste
Beck's, "Mixed Bizness"
The Lyrics:
I'll be your mistress, COD
Why:
If a cop pulls you over and this song is playing, change it immediately unless you WANT the cop to think you're a hooker.
Submitted by: Amanda
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
The Lyrics:
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse.
Why:
If the phone rang at taekwondo, imagine what the instructor would do.
Submitted by: katycat
Cast of Avenue Q's, "Schadenfreude"
The Lyrics:
Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crabby.
When I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... Happy!!
Why:
Basically any part of the song's lyrics. Especially if your phone rings while you see someone fall over or something like that at the same time.
Submitted by: Frederick
Styx's, "Snowblind"
The Lyrics:
I'm snowblind, snowblind, snowblind
Why:
If you were stuck in a blizzard or shoveling a foot of snow, it wouldn't be a good idea to have this on your phone.
Submitted by: Otis Throwup
Queen's, "Body Language"
The Lyrics:
Give me- body, Give me- body-body, give me your body
Why:
If your phone went off in class well, you're doomed
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
The Lyrics:
I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell
Why:
Imagine your phone going off at a funeral or in a cemetery/ crematorium.
Submitted by: QueenFanatic

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