These are lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic that we think are kind of insincere.
Insincere Song Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic
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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek,
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
If Weird Al really were Amish, I think he would be praying for the tourist to learn to be a better person, not wishing that he'd go to hell...haha!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
And we haven't paid phone bills for 300 years
As far as I know Alexander Bell constructed first telephone machine in 1876, so 300 years is just a bit too much. But the song's cool anyway
Submitted by: Miguel
When I said that I miss you so badly every second that we're apart
When I swore that you're just getting more and more beautiful every day
Well, I was only kidding, honey;
What's the matter with you anyway?
Once again Al beats everybody else - this time for complete insincerity! Now if only it was this easy to get out of things in real life...
Submitted by: strangebutuntrue
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