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These are lyrics by Van Halen that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Van Halen

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1984 album at
Van Halen's, "Why Can't This Be Love?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Only time will tell
if we stand the test of time
Why They're Inappropriate:
I dig Sammy. I dig this band. This line is not only inappropriate, but it's redundant and stupid. Why, Sammy???? Why???????
Submitted by: Wayne

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