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These are lyrics by South Pacific that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, South Pacific

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South Pacific's, "A Wonderful Guy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm as corny as Kansas in August.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Kansas is usually dreadfully hot and dry in august, making it unhospitable for corn. Kansas is primarily a wheat state.
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