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These are lyrics by Carly Simon that we think are kind of inappropriate.

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Carly Simon's, "Nobody Does It Better"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I wasn't looking, but somehow you found me,
I tried to hide from your love light.
But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me,
Keeping all my secrets safe tonight.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Ok, so its kinda compulsory to have the film title for any james bond flick in the soundtrack, but this one just gets stuck in the middle for no apparent reason. Make me giggle every time. Great tune though!
Submitted by: Clubfreak
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
'I bet you think this song is about you'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well duh! Of course it's about him, why write a song insinuating someone is vain then insult him and call him vain when the song is obviously about mr. vain! It's like the part of Eddie Murphy's Delirious when white guys state 'Black men have bigger penises, but I don't believe it.' If someone�s vain either call em out or keep it under wraps, don't try to do both - stop the insanity!
Submitted by: El DeRoblo
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner, They'd be your partner, and, You're so vain.............
Why They're Inappropriate:
These lines, taken at face value, don't fit the song's message at all. What she must mean to be saying is that the addressee was fancying that all the girls were dreaming of being his partner. But these lines, as stated, would be highly flattering to the addressee, rather than contributing to a case for his being 'so vain'.
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Why They're Inappropriate:
What does this have to do with the vain guy?
Submitted by: lulu
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Why They're Inappropriate:
we all know including him (Warren Beatty) that the song was about him!!! and what the hell does this mean??? I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee.
Submitted by: sunshyne

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