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These are lyrics by Johnny Mathis that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Johnny Mathis

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Johnny Mathis', "Merry Christmas"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Santa Claus will stop,
And I know he'll drop
Exactly what you wanted
From your chimney top.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Gee, hope that "exactly what you wanted" isn't breakable! This isn't the usual Santa Claus story. In the usual version he comes down the chimney with what you want (If you're nice, at least!) and puts it in your stocking. I like the usual version better! This song as a whole isn't bad, but it probably is my least favorite on Mathis' cd album called "Winter Wonderland."
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera

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