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These are lyrics by Peggy Lee that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Peggy Lee

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Peggy Lee's, "I'm A Woman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippings can,
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my shopping,
Be back before it melts in the pan.
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's definitely not a good idea to go shopping while a "great big dipper full of lard" is heating up in a skillet!
Submitted by: Kathy

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