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These are lyrics by Elton John that we think are kind of inappropriate.

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Elton John - Greatest Hits 1970-2002 album at Amazon.com
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And your feet just can?t keep still!
Why They're Inappropriate:
The song is about crocodile clips!!! What on earth has this lyric got to do with crocodile clips??? God knows!!!
Submitted by: Tarquin
Elton John's, "Grey Seal"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And tell me grey seal >br> How does it feel to be so wise?
To see through eyes
That only see what's real
Tell me grey seal!
Why They're Inappropriate:
Never thought of seals as particularly wise animals...The whole lyric seems laden with mythical images - there's the Phoenix bird too - and it would run better with a fairy-tale bird than some ordinary coastband seal
Submitted by: Paul
Elton John's, "Honky Cat"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
They said get back honky cat
Better get back to the woods
Well I quit those days and my redneck ways
Why They're Inappropriate:
Does anyone else think it's funny that Elton John, a gay British singer known for his colorful outfits would have anything to do with 'redneck ways'?
Submitted by: Neil McRae
Elton John's, "Nikita"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The whole song
Why They're Inappropriate:
The song, and moreover the videoclip, clearly referred to a Russian woman. But in Russian, Nikita is a man's name! It was Krushchov's first name, if you remember.
Submitted by: Maurizio

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