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These are lyrics by Johnny Horton that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Johnny Horton

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Johnny Horton's, "North to Alaska"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Beneath that big white mountain
Just a little South-East of Nome
Why They're Inappropriate:
...not too many mountains se of Nome, just water.
Submitted by: Steve

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