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These are lyrics by Hard-fi that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Hard-fi

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Cash Machine EP album at
Hard-fi's, "Cash Machine"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
Why They're Inappropriate:
What does having a hole in your pocket got to do with this song?
Submitted by: Dongquan
Hard-fi's, "Hard To Beat"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You know I love ya
just wanna touch ya
stand up, knock me right off my feet
hard to beat
hard to beat
hard to be-e-eat
Why They're Inappropriate:
If you love someone, why do you say that they are hard to beat? wouldn't that mean you're bashing someone up? also, knocking someone right off their feet would mean that he/she is collapsing.
Submitted by: Dongquan
Hard-fi's, "Living For The Weekend"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
So my name isn't on the list
'no you can't come in, so go home boys!'
Why They're Inappropriate:
You cannot celebrate the weekend without having fun with your mates.
Submitted by: Dongquan

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