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These are lyrics by Carpenters that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Carpenters

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Carpenters', "(They Long To Be) Close To You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well, I guess the answer depends on what type of birds are actually appearing when you are near. The song doesn't really specify. If its robins or doves, then ok, it's appropriate, I guess. However, if the birds that keep appearing are pigeons or vultures, then that's a different story.
Submitted by: Kevin Dee

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