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These are lyrics by Garth Brooks that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Garth Brooks

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Garth Brooks', "Beaches of Cheyenne"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne
Why They're Inappropriate:
Cheyenne Wyoming? Are there beaches in Cheyenne? I don't think so; Wyoming is a landlocked state! Maybe it's some other Cheyenne...but where??
Submitted by: Susan
Garth Brooks', "The Dance"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I could have missed the pain but I'd a have to miss the dance.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Don't get me wrong. I loved this song until...I heard it played at a funeral of a guy who killed himself. hello!! The song is about not giving up. Since then, I really can't listen to it.
Submitted by: Kristi

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