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The Beatles', "And I Love Her"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
A love like ours could never die as long as I have you near me
Why They're Inappropriate:
Throughout the rest of the song, the lyrics refer to the singer's love interest in the third person ('And I love her,' 'She gives me everything). Suddenly, she's being referred to in the second person. Why not simply change the you to her, just to keep things consistent? Beats me...
Submitted by: H. J. Worthington
The Beatles', "Cristmas Time (Is Here Again)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
O-U-T spells 'out'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Love the song, but what does that line have to do with Christmas?
Submitted by: suli
The Beatles', "Don't Let Me Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm in love for the first time
Why They're Inappropriate:
No. Yoko was not the first person John fell in love with.
Submitted by: Aristotle
The Beatles', "Glass Onion"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The Walrus was Paul
Why They're Inappropriate:
Actually, John was the Walrus.
Submitted by: Aristotle
Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Would this be a bowel movement?
Submitted by: JohnWildwood
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I am the walrus eeeeyaa
I am the walrus eeeeyaa
I am the eggman eeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaa
I am the walrus eeeeyaa
I am the eggman eeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaa
Why They're Inappropriate:
What has eggman got to do with walrus. Beat's me.
Submitted by: Noodle Boy
The Beatles', "I am the Walrus"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot,
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Why They're Inappropriate:
This is at the end of the song. I am sure that this is what they are saying. I think is explains itself.
Submitted by: Cirrusgurl2236
The Beatles', "If I Fell"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I must be sure From the very start That you would love me more than her
Why They're Inappropriate:
This makes it sound like the person who is being sung to is bisexual.
Submitted by: Lisa
The Beatles', "Lovely Rita"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Lovely Rita meter maid
Where would I be without you?
Give us a drink and make me think of you
Where would I be without you?
Give us a drink and make me think of you
Why They're Inappropriate:
I'm sure Rita will jack up the meters, still one could use not having her around...
Submitted by: Brett
The Beatles', "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Why They're Inappropriate:
Diamonds,...in the sky?! I mean come on people! How absurd
Submitted by: Joan
Beatles', "Strawberry Fields For Ever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The title.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The title refers to a children's home which, I heard only closed a few years ago. Did one of the Beatles live at the the home as a child?
Submitted by: Eric Hayman
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Strawberry Fields, nothing is real
Why They're Inappropriate:
Hmm? What does that mean exactly? Not a day goes by when I don't ask why they thought that 'nothing is real'?
Submitted by: Celeste
Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Strawberry fields, nothing is real
Why They're Inappropriate:
When he says that nothing's real, he is reffering to drugs and seeing hallucinations, so he is talking about his hallucinations. Get it! Also, I agree that these should be on Nonsensical Lyrics page because nonsensical lyrics are those that make no sense, Inappropriate Lyrics are those that have nothing to do with the rest of the song. Understand! (Mind you, even after knowing what they mean by nothing is real, I even think that drugs and hallucinations has nothing to do with strawberry fields!)
Submitted by: sonikal replying to celeste
Beatles', "What You're Doin'"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And should you need a love that's true, it's me.
Why They're Inappropriate:
This song seems mainly about unrequited love. The above 'invitational' line in the bridge doesn't seem to fit.
Submitted by: S.E.
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