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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Horoscope for Today"
The Grossest Lyrics:
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Why They're Gross:
Why the hell would someone wanna trade toothbrushes? that's just wrong! and give a hickey to Meryl Streep, isn't she really old? That's like sucking loose and nasty skin! Man that's messed up!
Submitted by: Stefie Haig

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