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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Tony Orlando & Dawn

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Tony Orlando & Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
The Lyrics:
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
Mmmm, twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
(knock, knock, knock) Means you'll meet me in the hallway
This is the worst ringtone Senator Larry Craig could blare while being interrogated for soliciting sex in a men's room by means of foot taps and hand signals.
Submitted by: Kathy

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