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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, The Presidents of the United States Of America

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The Lyrics:
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown.
If I was a farmer in the Niagara region of Ontario, I would be highly offended if I heard this go off as someone's ringtone.
Submitted by: Celeste
The Lyrics:
All the little chicks with their crimson lips go
"Cleveland Rocks" "Cleveland Rocks"
Bad to go off at M&T Bank Stadium, Paul Brown Stadium, or Heinz Field, the home stadiums of the Cleveland Browns' division rivals, the Ravens, Bengals, and Steelers.
Submitted by: JeReMy

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