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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Linda Ronstadt

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Linda Ronstadt's, "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
The Lyrics:
Poor, poor, pitiful me.
Lord have mercy on me; Woe is me.
You wouldn't want this ringtone to suddenly become your entrance music while walking down the aisle.
Submitted by: Kathy
Linda Ronstadt's, "You're No Good"
The Lyrics:
Now I see how you really are
You're no good, you're no good
you're no good, baby you're no good
Imagine how horribly ironic, and embarrassing, it would be if you were in bed with your husband/wife/signifficant other and your phone went of?
He/She might think that you intended to tell him/her that they're bad at doing the deed.
Submitted by: Celeste

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