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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, The Police

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The Police's, "Be My Girl Sally"
The Lyrics:
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
be my girl.
This one could send a message of desperation while on a first date.
Submitted by: Rychendroll
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
The Lyrics:
Those girls are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be a teacher's pet.
Imagine what would happen if a student's phone went off? They would think that the teacher is having an inappropriate relationship with their student.
Submitted by: Celeste
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
The Lyrics:
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay, I'll be watching you.
This would sound very stalker-ish if out with someone - or anywhere in public.
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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