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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Oingo Boingo

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Oingo Boingo's, "Imposter"
The Lyrics:
You never lived in the streets though you wish you had
Not enough talent to play a guitar
You failed as an artist 'cause you lacked in the confidence
Now you're a critic and you're at the top
Imagine meeting a famous caustic music critic at a convention and your phone goes off with this ringtone. They would NOT be happy.
Submitted by: Kerry
Oingo Boingo's, "Little Girls"
The Lyrics:
I....., I love little girls! They make me feel so good!
Would raise the eyebrows of a cop if this was your ringtone, and it plays while being pulled over.
Submitted by: Steve

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