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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, The Offspring

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The Offspring's, "Kill the President"
The Lyrics:
Kill the president, kill the president now!
If you were working for the Government, or even if you were just being questioned by the police you be mistaken for a terrorist.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
The Offspring's, "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
The Lyrics:
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
This ringtone would get you beaten from pillar to post if you got a call while in the mosh pit of a Limp Bizkit concert.
Submitted by: Kerry

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