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Real Lyrics -> Bad Ringtone Choices -> Nirvana

I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Nirvana

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Nirvana's, "Negative Creep"
The Lyrics:
I'm a negative creep when I'm stoned!
Let me think, ummm, if you're not a stoner and you have this ringtone that's dumb, but if you are a stoner and your phone goes off when you're being pulled over for speeding...that's a disaster and also dumb!
Submitted by: G
Nirvana's, "Rape Me"
The Lyrics:
Rape me
One of the worst ringtones a girl in a dark alley could have. [Editor's note: Not really funny but unfortunately true.]
Submitted by: G

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