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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Green Day

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Green Day's, "American Idiot"
The Lyrics:
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind f*ck America.
Having a ringtone like this go off while you're taking a test that will make you an American citizen would be kind of awkward.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
Green Day's, "F*** Time"
The Lyrics:
Oh, Amanda Jones, your holy grace, I want to choke you 'til you're blue in the face, Got dirty thoughts in a dirty mind, Ahhhh, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, You know I really want to make you mine, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, There's nothing left to say, yeah
This would be awkward anywhere: in the store, picking your kid up from school, in line at McDonald's... All with your phone loudly announcing your great desire for sex (and rough sex at that!)
Submitted by: Angela
Green Day's, "Ha, Ha You're Dead"
The Lyrics:
Ha Ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise
This ringtone at a wake, not so good
Submitted by: Franka
Green Day's, "Holidays"
The Lyrics:
Sieg Heil to the president Gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we're
outlaws yeah!
Think of how stupid this ring tone would be if it went off at a Republican Convention?
Submitted by: Celeste

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