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Real Lyrics -> Bad Ringtone Choices -> Eric Clapton

I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Eric Clapton

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Eric Clapton's, "Cocaine"
The Lyrics:
If you wanna get down, down on the ground, cocaine
Why:
This would be very, very bad if you've been stopped by law enforcement.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Eric Clapton's, "I Shot The Sheriff"
The Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self defense
Why:
Probably not a good ringtone when you are pulled over, in your car, for a moving violation.
Submitted by: Peter

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