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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Cast of Avenue Q

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Cast of Avenue Q's, "Schadenfreude"
The Lyrics:
Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crabby.
When I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... Happy!!
Basically any part of the song's lyrics. Especially if your phone rings while you see someone fall over or something like that at the same time.
Submitted by: Frederick
Cast of 'Avenue Q''s, "The Internet Is For Porn"
The Lyrics:
The Internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net
was born? Porn porn porn
I don't think you'd want this going off in front of your in-laws.
Submitted by: Celeste

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