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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Beatles

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Beatles', "Her Majesty"
The Lyrics:
I want to tell her I love her a lot
but I can't I've got a belly full of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
one day I'm gonna make her mine
One day I'm gonna make her mine.
Imagine if you actually met Queen Elizabeth or any member of the Monarchy and your phone went off?
Submitted by: Celeste
Beatles', "I Want To Hold Your Hand"
The Lyrics:
Oh yeah I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your hand.
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
Being the Cold and Flu Season, you may not want to hold anyone's hand.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Beatles', "I'm a Loser"
The Lyrics:
I'm a loser, And I'm not what I appear to be.
It would be bad enough to have your cell phone go off during a job interview. Even worse would be having the ringtone play "I'm a Loser."
Submitted by: Kathy

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