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I'm tryin' to think of what to do next...
- Eddie Van Halen (in the middle of his unaccompanied solo on the 2004 tour)

Interviewer- How is this album different from your last?
Eddie Van Halen - It's all new songs.

Some people think a song without singing is not a song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass.
- Eddie Van Halen

The title is just to let people know there's a new album, call it Mustard On Your Leg or something. Here's the new one, call it Yogurt!
- Eddie Van Halen


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