I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman
Billie Joe Armstrong

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'.
So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'
So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?'
and I say 'No that's trendy!' -Billie Joe Armstrong

All of my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars
-Mike Dirnt

Anything that is sucsessful, is a series of mistakes
-Billie Joe Armstrong

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
Good. If you don�'t like Green Day, you�'re stupid.
- Nick Rose - Pulse Weekly

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!
- Mike Dirnt

I can suck my own
-Tre Cool

I have a message for all the kids out there-
I never finished high school and I'm very rich and very successful!
- Tre Cool

I have no clue of what Billie just said so I'm just gonna talk about chickens. - Tre Cool

I want you to sing so loud that every f*cking redneck in America can hear you tonight.
- Billie Joe Armstrong (at their London concert)

I'm down with JC. He's cool.
- Tre Cool (when asked about Jesus Christ)

I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f*cking swear a lot - Billie Joe Armstrong

If my daughter didn't rebel, she wouldn't be my daughter.
- Mike Dirnt

In five years, I will be pointing a gun at Tre, Tre will be pointing a gun at Mike and Mike will be pointing a gun at me. We'll count to three and pull the trigger. - Billie Joe Armstrong

It's not about the way you pick your nose its where you place the booger that counts - Tre Cool

My daugter gives me an excuse to watch cartoons.
- Mike Dirnt

Never run in the rain with your socks on. - Billie Joe Armstrong

No man can eat 50 eggs!
- Tre Cool

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
- Mike Dirnt

Our 'Waiting' video was totally a failure. MTV doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG with girls shaking their ass in the video - it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now.' - Billie Joe

Punk's dead and I fucking killed it
- Billie Joe

Are you Canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now.
- Billie Joe

It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won�'t help you when you're dead.
- Mike Dirnt

I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is.
- Tre Cool
Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?
- Tre Cool

You know, I knew the day that George Bush was elected President that we were in deep, deep shit. I knew it. I was like, 'Well, some shit's gonna hit the fan now,' 'cause, you know, the Bush family's been in the politics business for way too long to not have crazy enemies.
- Tre Cool

I want to wash your grandmother.
- Tre Cool

Music has never been at a better time than it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.
- Tre Cool

Orange Mocha Frapichinos!
- Tre Cool

Roll, roll, roll a joint,
Twist it at the end,
Light it up and take a puff,
And pass it to your friends
-sung by Tre Cool (on Bullet in a Bible DVD)

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice? - Billie Joe Armstrong

Sharing successful and unsuccessful pick-up lines on U.S. television show, 100 percent: Mike Dirnt: 'Hi. I'm Mike. I'm a tourist.'
Billie Joe Armstrong: [turns toward Mike, still sitting on couch & says this as if he were talking to a very attractive woman] 'Wanna have sex and get married?' [long, silent pause] 'Oh... sorry.'
(Billie turns back to his original position, a sheepish grin on his face. Everyone laughs)
Tre Cool: 'Why don't you ditch the zero and get with the hero.'
Mike Dirnt: (laughs) 'Yeah, that one works every time.'

There is nothing wrong with being a loser as long as your good at it. - Billie Joe Armstrong

They always say ain't that a bitch.Thats why the call them the obitchuaries. -Mike Dirnt

Time passes like lightning. Before you know it you're struck down.
- Billie Joe Armstrong

We put the fun back in 'dysfunctional' - Billie Joe Armstrong

When an English band makes it in America, they feel like they've really made it.
When an American band makes it in England, they feel like they've really f*cking made it.
- Mike Dirnt

When my first child was born, I was wondering if she was going to take her next breath, every minute. ~Tre Cool

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100mph, drunk, who's tape do you think they would be listening to at that time? Think about it. - Billie Joe Armstrong

When you are a master of your own crafts, you can do anything.
-Billie Joe Armstrong

You can't change the wind but you can set your sails.
- Billie Joe Armstrong