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Song Parodies -> Recordings -> Lynman, 'These Piles Of Mine' Comments

June 26
a parody of "Sweet Child Of Mine" by Guns and Roses
Ok heres another one. This is a parody of Sweet Child Of Mine. Stan Good penned the lyrics and Lynman Bacolor arranged the minus 1 and delivered the vocals. Piles is a common term used to this inflammed small meaty material in the wall of person anus that sometimes hurt when they pass feces or stools. The medical term is hemorrhoids. This is not our intention to destroy the beauty of this hit song by AXL Rose or the classic music video. We just used it as a vehicle to widen the people awareness about certain people who have piles. This disease is common to people who sits all the time like arrangers, watchmaker, factory worker, desks employee, computer programmer, internet surfer, you named they can have it. This debilitating condition can give afflicted person years and years of ass pain. SOmetimes this is one of the emergency cases in the emergency department when the piles are bruised by hard stools especially people who ate less fibers for the past days and blood from their ass comes out like hell. This is worse than mentruation, and when the guys have this, they sometimes faint seeing themselves in this kind of condition. If you enjoy in this production, you want to help or support in this PILES (People Inflicted with piles lead to have Low self Esteem while Shitting) awareness campaign. YOu can send your donation to and your donation will go a long long way especially piles patient who dont have enough money to cauterized that thing in their asses. We have several activities in the future like this pilot project Bring smile to PILES. Surgeon will be tapped in this project all over the globe and free mass cauterization or band ligation for piles will be done and definitely we will bid for the Guinnes book of record for numbers of patient who undergoes piles removal. This will be done in one of the city capitol in the Philippines where patient with piles are requested to line in the street, they will exposed their asses while 500 volunteer physicians and 500 volunteer nurses will be there and they will remove it one by one until the last piles are removed. The removed piles will be sold to shrimp farm for the protein requirement of this crustaceans. There will be no waste in this project. Everybody is a winner.
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