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Song Parodies -> "Ronnie, the Big Hosed Porn Star"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Xmas crap

Parody Song Title:

"Ronnie, the Big Hosed Porn Star"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

You know Silver and Peter and Thomas?
And Powers and Johnny and Larry and Leroy and Herschel?
But do you recall?
The most famous porn star of all?

Ronnie, the big-hosed porn star
Had a very giant hose
And if you ever grabbed it
You would find it often grows

All of the other porn gals
Called him by that "Hedgehog" name
Though he was fat and ugly
He'd be poking every dame

Then one ABC exec
Came up with a plan
Ronny and his hose in tow
Should be on a T.V. show

They put him on with Tammy
And a bunch of other jerks
Ronny, the big hosed porn star
Still somehow is getting work!

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Phil Alexander - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
carol - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty naughty! 5's
iisryan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A very funny parody. Good job!
i love jacob - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i love this!!!!!! i've always wanted 2 make fun of rudolph! great job. naughty naughty naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!! - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
He's Satan's gift to women: an entire generation of guys now thinks, "Hey, if THAT guy can be a sex god...." Next up: a parody of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy."
mike - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
pe@rl jam?

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