You know Silver and Peter and Thomas?
And Powers and Johnny and Larry and Leroy and Herschel?
But do you recall?
The most famous porn star of all?

Ronnie, the big-hosed porn star
Had a very giant hose
And if you ever grabbed it
You would find it often grows

All of the other porn gals
Called him by that "Hedgehog" name
Though he was fat and ugly
He'd be poking every dame

Then one ABC exec
Came up with a plan
Ronny and his hose in tow
Should be on a T.V. show

They put him on with Tammy
And a bunch of other jerks
Ronny, the big hosed porn star
Still somehow is getting work!