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Song Parodies -> "This LAN is My LAN"

Original Song Title:

"This Land Is Your Land"

Original Performer:

Woody Guthrie

Parody Song Title:

"This LAN is My LAN"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I know some of you are guilty of this.........

This LAN is my LAN, this LAN's not your LAN
Paid for the office, it costs a few grand
It's not for your downloads, or to E-mail daughters
This LAN is for the company

As I was surfing the silicon highway
As is my custom on every Friday
I heard the boss yell "You useless lackey!"
This LAN is for the company


I've bought and gambled, and I've looked at E-bay
I've been playing games like Pinball and Tetris
And still I heard that loud voice a-sounding
This LAN is for the company


The boss comes whining about the profit
Reports a-waving and graphs we scoff at
The phones are ringing messages taken
This LAN is for the company


As I was talkin' I saw a pop-up
A dozen girls- with their top up
And when I clicked the mouse, I was there in heaven
This LAN just let me in for free


In the lines at the office, at the one called unemployment
I collect a small check, for some brief enjoyment
I now feel humbler, my job hunt wanderin'
That LAN was for the company


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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carol - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
what a good parody to start my day out with. 555
Rex - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Boss, I swear! is a business research site!
Bob Gomez - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the line about Tetris. Great parody for office types like me!
MrMacphisto - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
LANtastic... 5-5-5
Peter Andersson - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This will LANd you some 5s.

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