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Song Parodies -> "Bill's Alcoholic Goat"

Original Song Title:

"Bill Grogan's Goat"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bill's Alcoholic Goat"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Bill Grogan's goat was feelin' frisky,
Raided the fridge, drank all the whisky!
It staggered out in awful pain,
Barfed up the booze in the parkin' lane.

About that time, Bill made it home,
Boxed up his goat, shipped it to Nome.
When it arrived, it still was drunk,
The way it moved was just like crunk!

They put him back in the wooden crate,
And tossed him in the Bering Strait.
Some fish swam by and smelled its breath,
Jumped on the pier and met their death!
©2007 by Michael W. McVey

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the parody was funny. Have you seen the new AFLAC commercial? A guy doesn't have AFLAC, so instead of the duck, his insurance company has a goat. He asks the goat if he covers this, that, and the other thing, and the goat keeps saying, "Nahhhh... Nahhhh... Nahhhh..."
Michael McVey - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not in the U.S., so I don't get to see your commercials, but it sounds funny. Kinda like the comic about the horses having a business meeting and one horse has a grin on his face and all the other horses are giving him dirty looks because he broke convention by voting "Aye".

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