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Song Parodies -> "Oh Beer, What Can the Matter Be"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?"

Original Performer:

Traditonal

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Beer, What Can the Matter Be"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Oh Beer, what can the matter be?
Beer Beer, other than bladder pee
Oh beer, what can the matter be?
Just having fun at the bar

I went out a drinking and driving just yesterday
Now they tell my that there's going to be hell to pay
And someone is suing , I just don't remember
And now I'm not using my car

Oh Beer, what can the matter be?
Beer Beer, other than bladder pee
Oh beer, what can the matter be?
Just having fun at the bar

It cost me big dollars and time in the slammer
That stupid old judge really brought down the hammer
They told me that A.A. now has a new member
I keep my iced tea in a jar

Oh Beer, what can the matter be?
Beer Beer, now there's no sadder me
Oh beer, what can the matter be?
Guess you can take it too far

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Spellcheck cop - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You spelled traditional wrong.
Rick D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Must be the beer.
Johnny D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Beer is good for what ales you.
Phil Alexander - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one :-)
AFW - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I like beer parodies...and this good old song...so, I'll give ya' three, too...fives, that is
Stuart McArthur - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
too much beer makes you stout....(sorry about that lame pun - I meant to say too much beer makes you lager) - 555 Rick
Peter Andersson - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Such an obvious title that only a bunch of drunks could have avoid thinking of it before 2005. Wait, that means that we're a.... oh nevermind. :-)
carly_carlz - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hah! I knew this song because we were forced to sing it in chorus. Damn does the OS suck. But maybe I should stop wine-ing and give you 3 5s.
Alpha Skua - April 13, 2022 - Report this comment
The bar burned down its total loss

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