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Song Parodies -> "Toy to a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Toy to a Girl"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Bitter? Nah!
Toy to a girl, what men are, chum
To her, we are not King
For every bride that takes a groom
Will sever his manly thing
Will sever his manly thing
Endeavor to sever his manly thing

Toy to a girl, She hold his reins
While men her goods enjoy
Through good and bad, sickness and health
Berate the hounded boy
Berate the hounded boy
He's late? Berate the hounded boy

He rules the roost! Man, what a lie!
As divorce lawyers prove
The goriest of stories told
From men who've been to court
From men who've been to court
The hen who takes the good old boy to court

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Stephen aka Step-chan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
555, although I've never explored relationships(mainly out of choice).
Paul Robinson - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Darn it, Rick...I was looking forward to this being about a Vibrator...not some sorry sot of a dude...Oh, was good anyway...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick D - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I almost went that way, Paul, but I'd just done a few naughty ones. Check that Whatfreaks pile.

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