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Song Parodies -> "Goose-step Around the Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Two-step Around the Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Goose-step Around the Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I figure I can get away with this since I'm half German and my wife is Jewish. If not, oh well.
Dere's a vunderbar sight und ein choyful sound
Effry Chrissstmas eve in a German town
Gather up the Jews und der freunds und vamily
Like der Fuhrer did in the olde Third Reich
Turning up ze ofens, bar-b-que to-neich
Turn back ze clock zo ve canst
Goose-step around ze Chrissstmas tree!

Dere's a mustache'd mann mit a sharp salute
Did you effer see a Hitler pic not zo cute?
Marching across der land, troops a-zinging zealously
As dey zing "Uber Alles" like ist new
We'll all be flushing out effery Hebrew
Turn back ze clock zo ve canst
Goose-step around ze Chrissstmas tree!

Vaiting ofer fifty years und people are schtill pissed
I neffer saw zat propaganda film called "Schindler's List"
Cause a German guy likes a thrill
Und a violent fight iss dere for he
Turn back ze clock zo ve canst
Goose-step around ze Chrissstmas tree!

Black swastikas, war machines
Metal jacket, full, in magazines
Ve're da master race, ve vill rule! Our Germany!
Ve're goink to be ready venn our time comes
Und ve're going be marching just because
Turn back ze clock zo ve canst
Goose-step around ze Chrissstmas tree!

Dere's a vunderbar sight und ein choyful sound
Effry Chrissstmas eef in a German town
Gather up the Jews und der freunds und vamily
Like der Fuhrer did in the olde Third Reich
Turning up ze ofens, bar-b-que to-neich
Turn back ze clock zo ve canst
Goose-step around ze Chrissstmas tree!

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