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Song Parodies -> "Dick and Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dick and Balls"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Dick and balls on me, by golly
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Is the reason I'm so jolly
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Dawn has now gone way beyond it
Fa-la-la, in the maw, la-la-la
And my yule time log responded
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o

Sees the raging thing before her
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Glad the day that I did score her
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Twixt her thighs is quite a treasure
Fa-la-la, in the maw, la-la-la
Takes me to a greater pleasure
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o

She complains her jaw is hurtin'
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Soon be done with all my spurtin'
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o
Soon the rapture in our bedding
Fa-la-la, in the maw, la-la-la
Won't do this after the wedding
Fa-la la-ti-o, fel-la-ti-o

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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 4   2
 5   13

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Phil Alexander - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
...and a very merry Christmas to you, too, Rick :-D
John Barry - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful wordplay and clever close.
Red Ant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. Heh heh.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555, you so naughty, I love it!
Johnny D - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
No "Bah, cumbug!" for you, I guess!
carol - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
tsk tsk! 5's
confission - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
lmao. that's genius
Rick C - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha ha _ ha ha ha ha! ROFL!

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