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Song Parodies -> "Bank of America"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bank of America"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This place treats their customers like crap. And if you're not a customer and want to cash a check (even if it is issued by THEM) they treat you even worse. And yet, somehow they are always crowded. Must be the McDonalds mentality
Bank of America
Service I hate
Stand in line there
And whine there
Cause they went off to lunch
So you wait
Apathetic
And gigantic
Yet they won't give
Me a loan
Bank of America
I'm boned, quite boned

Bank of America
I'm boned, quite boned

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Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
BONE used to be Bank of New England.
Royce Miller - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
My experience with B of A causes me to agree with you 100%.
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I remember when I cancelled my account with them...about 25 years ago...they became the first Bank to start charging a certain fee (they all charge whatever fee that was now, but they were the "leader" back then). I sent them a nasty note addressed to "The Bunk of America" (not really all that clever, in retrospect) and cut my credit card up in sections...and told them that they should put the pieces of it someplace in particular...which ended up mentioned in an L.A. Times news article about the new fee a few weeks later..."a Long Beach man sent...". (well, I was actually from Inglewood, but I mailed it from my workplace in Long Beach, so I think they were talking about me). 5's ~ ~ ~
Melanie N. Lee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very, very good--and you can take that to the bank!
Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Call out the Fleet (one of the banks bought out by B of A) and fire five salutes!
Melanie Lee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry: I haven't been here for a while and I used my middle initial, N., out of habit! Watch for my next parody very soon!
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I had to wait 2 weeks for a CASHIER'S check from them to clear a couple of weeks ago. Idiots! Not you, Rick. Sorry, I got carried away. Great parody...555
John Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I had an account once with BoA. Horrible experience. I'm withdrawing my 555 and giving it to you.
Cheezmeister - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ugh...quite true. did you know that they secretly employ Santa's rejected elves? It's true! How else would they always get teh cash they give you to be so nice and flat and crisp? It didn't come in that way. Elf magic, I tell you. Just keep all your assets in highly compressed slices of roast beef and keep them nice and safe behind your toilet, that's what i do. Good parody witha very nice interest rate.
Stray Pooch - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Parody. My daughter got boned by the BOA (She felt SOOO constricted). They screwed up her account and trashed her credit. But I found that they had great service while I was in JAPAN! So all you have to do to get good service from BOA is travel to the other side of the planet. But for the record, BOA is one of my most impatient clients. I oughta start charging them a five dollar fee for fixing our equipment. I could tell them they could save the fee by simply fixing it themselves . . . 555
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I've had BofA for years, and once I had them so confused about money that they missed crediting to my account that they actually ended up GIVING me an extra $100... ;-)
ayumi - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
funny song! yet i don't understand why my parents are customers at bank of america and don't have any complaints about it...
RK - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Neat song. Of course right now I'm currently being "boned" by BofA. Since I manage my money to the nearest cent, I hate how their online banking site will post a charge I make, only to sometimes "take it down" a couple days later, only to repost it at a later date. They blame the merchant for not clearing payment (or something like that). Their useless technology and site has caused me to go into the red a total of four times in the first two months I've had the account. I said "screw it" and started tracking my banking on an Excel sheet. Nuff said.

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