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Song Parodies -> "Gimme Crack Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Jimmy Crack Corn"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gimme Crack Whore"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Just an update.
When I was young, I couldn't date
Cause I am not a fashion plate
I'd ask out ladies, at least I'd try
They brushed me off when I said "Hi"

Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay

I start my cruising in the afternoon
I keep my eyes peeled for easy poon
The bony riding rather high
It's cause I'm such a randy guy

Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Most love will go away

One day I rode around to shop
Gal so generous, she smelled of cop
I chanced it and gave her a try
And now I know why bail is high

Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
I'm living for today

So my lesson learned, I'm now less rich
I know now I should never switch
The druggie girls, just don't ask why
It is the fuzz that bleeds me dry

Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay

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AFW - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, Dude! right on, funny....fives
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This year's best job in America: Multimedia Software Designer.

Last year's worst job in America: Crack Whore

THIS year's worst job in America: Assistant Crack Whore
The Pomfret (formerly Newfoghill) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I STILL don't believe you ever had crack OR paid for sex.
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I STILL do believe you've made wise-cracks GALORE about getting laid for sex.
Rick D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
And I've gone to the STORE and rented "Maid For Sex"
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe you did THIS to such a wholesome song! Very funny...555
Red Ant - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Way to whore yourself out on TOS. :)

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