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Song Parodies -> "This Old Band"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Old Band"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Re-submission from Friday where I put my name in the wrong place.
This old band, they play on
They play though they're almost gone
With a Mick trip, giant lip
Keith looks like all bones
This old band is "Rolling Stones"

This old band, played "The Who"
Though there now are only two
With windmill as a thrill
Pete is almost deaf
This old band looks worse than "Hef"

This old band, CSN
Used to sound good way back when
With a big three harmony
Liver's almost done
This old band should get back Young

This old band, Fleetwood Mac
Sure did go through lots of crack
With a sniff snort, back to court
Habits made them poor
This old band still needs to tour

This old band, tickets sold
Eagles touring, Hell gets cold
With a spotlight, no more fight
Singin' all the hits
This band gave up hissy fits

This old band, old slow hand
19 groups he loves to jam
With a hot chick, play a lick
Really paid his dues
Eric Clapton does the blues

This old band, Kokomo
Two dead Wilsons, one to go
While a Beach Boys song annoys
They won't take a hike
All that's left is Al and Mike

This old band, Jethro Tull
See them live, they're never dull
With a root-toot, breathy flute
Anderson on fire
This old band just won't retire

This old band, Motley Crue
Showing off ten new tattoos
With a big sound, in the round
Not one decent song
Drummer has a giant dong

This old band, Yes, I hear
Still plays on year after year
And there's no doubt, Roundabout
Will be on the bill
This old band is playing still

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Highlander
He writes spoofs
'bout old rockers' gaffs and goofs
With a type-type, enter-key, give the mouse a click
Highlander's real name is Rick.
John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is grand
And it's fun
You have got some great word done.
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
A slicky tricky true parody..5's
Adagio - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, Rick! 5's
Lee Rasiel - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What No Led Zeppelin?
Tim Hall - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Great for children of all ages...especially the ones in these bands.
Tim Mayfield - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Old bands never die, they just Rock On! Great parody Rick! 5's
Claude Prez - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant; the CSN verse and the "two dead Wilsons" line were my faves but the whole thing rocked.

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