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Song Parodies -> "The Nutty Hymn of the Professor"

Original Song Title:

"The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Nutty Hymn of the Professor"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There's just one thing I don't like about Labor Day
Mine eyes have seen the bloating of a very famous clown
He has gotten quite enormous from the drugs he's stuffin' down
From everything he's been through I'm amazed he's still around
Then there's his telethon

Very scary, Jerry Lewis
Looks just like a hippo to us
Very sweary Jerry Lewis
But still that telethon

He teamed up with Dean Martin and acquired comic fame
He invented new techniques when a director he became
But now he's fat and angry and his humor seems quite lame
But still that telethon

Very scary, Jerry Lewis
Looks just like a pumpkin to us
Very sweary Jerry Lewis
Another telethon

He's been around for forty years in films and on your set
Every year he raises millions for a cause that is his pet
Why on earth haven't those dollars bought a cure for M.D. yet?
From that big telethon

Very scary, Jerry Lewis
Looks just like a zepplin to us
Very sweary Jerry Lewis
But still that thing goes on

Say hi to Mrs. Clause for me.

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Johnny D - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Awww, pokin' fun at rich ol' Jerry - YES !! He's got a great sense of humor, so I know he can take it - and he'd probably be the first to laugh at this great parody!
Guy - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I pledge $5.00 - now find that cure already, I'm sick to death with 24 hours of non stop boredom on my TV. Who watches this stuff anyway?

I know it's for a good cause, I give through the combined federal campagne once a year and Jerry's kids get some of it.
Billy Florio - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Oggin Gloggin, this is great!
Adagio - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it. 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Obviously you've heard (or at least subconsciously channeled) Allan Sherman's "The Ballad of Harry Lewis," a garment-district worker who died in a fire, but whose cloth goes shining on. But how can I deny this one fives? Let's see your new rating! Tympanies!
Rick D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
He is trampling through the warehouse where the drapes of Roth are stored..You bet! Points for noticing, Michael.
Grace Hampton - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work. Good pacing and it's so funny because it is true. He got what he deserves especially since he publicly stated that he dislikes funny women.

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