Song Parodies -> Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit

Original Song Title:	"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:	Traditional

Parody Song Title:	"Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit"
Parody Written by:	Arwen

Merry Christmas...

You know Aragorn, Samwise, Legolas and Gimli
Gandalf and Boromir, Pippin and Merry
But do you recall
The most famous Ringer of all?

Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Had a very simple life
Rooming with dear old Bilbo
Didn't give him any strife
All of the other Hobbits
Never gave him too much thought
Nobody thought that Frodo
Would amount to a whole lot

After Bilbo's Birthday Bash
Gandalf came to say
"Frodo, here is Bilbo's ring
He left it along with all his things"

That's when the trouble started
No one then could really see
Frodo the angst filled Hobbit
Would go down in history!

(instrumental)

Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Trudging now to-ward Mordor
Cursing that Elf Lord Elrond
What was with that crown he wore?
None of his eight companions
Understands the pain he's in
All they have done is argue
Ever since the trip began

Gandalf fell in Moria
Boromir's a prat
Frodo wants to bag the quest
Sam is being such a pest

Then how the Elf Queen loved him
But she wouldn't take the ring
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Still stuck with the blasted thing!

(instrumental)

Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Started going slightly mad
List'ning to Sam's weird theories
Failed to make Gollum look bad
All of the other Ringers
Continued in separate ways
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Hadn't liked Sam for three days

Got caught by Boromir's bro
What a shock, he said-
"Frodo, just give me the ring
My brother wins at everything!"

Somehow he got past that twit
And I cannot wait to see (yippee)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Finish off this Trilogy!!!

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Royce Miller - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm not into the hobbit stuff, but your parody is good--merry Christmas

Know 1 can hear you dream - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Prescioussss.

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Arwen, for this parody, you've earned a first-class stateroom on The Valinor Princess sailing from The Grey Havens for everlasting immortal ecstasy and eternal bliss in The Undying Lands! Elbereth Gilthoniel ! 555

Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, all!! I'm quite fond of this one myself...I've been listening to a lot of Christmas music lately...and I can't help but think of LOTR constantly as of late...so...viola...anyway...thanks again for your votes!!

2nz - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Another goodness from lady Arwen. Excellent pacing here.

Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks a bunch, 2nz!

Arwen - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

And oh yeah...the winner for "best comment" goes...to...Johnny D! I meant to say that earlier and didn't...thanks!

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Awww shucks!

Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Hi, Arwen, it's me again. The ending of this song really made me smile! Your timing for posting this couldn't be better. The line about Elrond's crown--great! This is your best LOTR song yet, and I thank you for writing it. d;:^)

Adagio - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

This is a great parody, Arwen. 5's

Arwen - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Bob & Adagio...and everyone...! You're really going to make me blush! (okay, not really...because i'm really conceited and am super proud of this song...) But seriously...THANKS...i'm glad you like it, too!!

pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for making me laugh. At the time of writing I am pissed off at a cinema in Leeds for shifting 'Return Of The King' to a late afternoon showing so it means I get home during rush hour, very late! Oh well - I can wait for the DVD and all its extras!

Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry to hear of your traffic woes...But thanks for the vote, Pickle!

arwentheelf02 - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

*clapclapclap* Cheers, mate! I love this thing!

Phil Alexander - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Yep, I missed this first time around - excellent stuff, Arwen :-)

Arwen - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a ton, lowercase arwen, and Mr. Alexander!

Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment

It works out well that there were 8 reindeer + 1, and three films, three reworkings of "Rudolph." Though it might have been funnier if it was "Gandalf the Gray-Nosed Wizard."

Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

No. It wouldn't have...because I would've botched it if it were GtGNW...and then nobody would have laughed...; )

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Glorious! 4-5-5 my preciousss Elven princesss.

Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mr. Brattoni! =)

NightsWhoSayNee - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment

we loves it precioussss! we loves Frodo too mmmm... his pretty eyes

Arwen - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks!

Serafina - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not much into the hobbit stuff either (I noticed you've written quite a few parodies about Harry Potter and LOTR and stuff like that), but I decided I'd look at this one anyway. And it was good. I'm giving it a perfect score. :)

P.S.: Happy belated birthday again (even though it's 15 days late)! ;D

psst... - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

to serafina: it would be 18 days late now ;-)

Arwen - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

That's right, psst...keep ragging on people, reminding them when my birthday was. Such a monumental day should never be forgotten...; )

Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

So, Arwen, what day was your birthday? I've already forgotten...

psst... (that's not my real name btw) - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Now i don't even remember.

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Song Parodies -> Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit

"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer"

Traditional

"Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit"

Arwen

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