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"Wayne Slave"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Because the Verse and Chorus are similar when read, I designated them. Otherwise just sing along with this little tribute to an unsung hero. (Well he's sung now!)
I work all day in the "Manor Wayne"
It's an endless job, it's a royal pain
While those two galoots go out fighting crime
I am stuck with repairs and the bat-grime

You'd think rich Bruce could afford a staff
But I asked him once, all he did was laugh
"It's a secret lair, as you know, old friend"
As he ran off to battle the Pen-guin

All day gotta wash the suits
Gotta patch the holes, gotta shine the boots
All night in the stinkin' cave
Don't know how I wound up such a Wayne slave

It's not enough that I clean the floor
For a house that has forty rooms or more
But fixing computers just complicates
After all does he think I am Bill Gates?

All day gotta set bat-clocks
Gotta clean bat-poles, gotta darn bat-socks
I've got one foot in the grave
Don't know how I wound up such a Wayne slave

I'm overworked and I need a break
I have had as much guano as I can take
It's been so long since I've gotten laid
So I told Bruce to hire a cute maid

Then I wouldn't mind being a Wayne slave

What me worry? Songs are a-comin' one way or another.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
This was funny!
Johnny D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job. Your obviously well-greased bat-pole should keep them songs a-comin' no problem. 555 from The Geek Hornet.
John Jenkins - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Holey bat-socks! Great parody.
Rick D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. After that Stills one, this was a "Quickie"
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
What a cute song! :D 5's
Montebello, Jeff - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Surprise, Rick, I finally showed up. Not bad; I always like to see the word "guano" in a song -- good thing you didn't have to find a rhyme for it. - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked the guano bit too. Didn't Robin actually have green sleeves?
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy quintuplets, Batman! All fives! And yes, despite alterations in the costume for Robin III (Tim Drake), the sleeves are still green. Hey, wasn't that a Simon & Garfunkel song? "The Sleeves That Are Green"? - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, but Wardrobe washed them in the wrong batch, and they turned to brown.

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