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Song Parodies -> "Filthy Paws are Cooking Your Chow"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Clause is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Filthy Paws are Cooking Your Chow"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Tis the seasoning.........

You better not look
At who’s in the back
He doesn’t wash his hands or his crack
Filthy paws are cooking your chow

He’s making the soup
While flickin’ his lice
When you eat here, you’re rollin’ the dice
Filthy paws are cooking your chow

His cheese is slightly moldy
His beef is slightly gray
The tuna isn’t bad or good
But it’s good enough today...Oh

You better bring Tums
You better not watch
Using the spoon for scratchin’ his crotch
Filthy paws are cooking your chow

He sings “”La Cucaracha”
As one jumps in the stew
He cuts a thumb and cuts the cheese
And they serve it up to you...whoa!

You better make room
You better get clear
Big gassy fumes come out of the rear
Filthy paws are cooking your chow

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Mark Scotti - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
555 heath code violation, and, hey, does he know my cook?: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/allmanbrothersband4.shtml
Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
This is truly in the Christman spirit. My cook has "Sandy Claws!" ;D
Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ChristMAS! Christman works at McDonald's! ;D
Ann Hammond - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Leo Keough - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Read this while munching down some value menu burgers and fries from Burger King...Not to worry, though - I always chase down fast food with alcohol and I never get sick!!!...555!!!
Lionel Mertens - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You realy let it rip with this one. 5's
unKnownVotress - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
any racoon paws on the side, Sir ?
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Is it bad that right now I'm craving Wendy's??? 555

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