Song Parodies -> The Ballad of Christmas Losers IV
| Original Song Title: | "Joy to the World" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Ballad of Christmas Losers IV" |
| Parody Written by: | Andrew D. Lacroix |
This is more so dating back to what I would have sung if I was 21 back in 1992, the first Christmas for Wally World since its founder passed away.
Joy to the world! Sam Walton's dead.
We lost our great big head
We sell our s**t for cheap
Along with those toy jeeps
Around and around they go
Around and around they go
Where the batteries die we'll never know
Oh dear Lord! The lines are long
I hate these freaking songs
They never want to wait
They won't appreciate
All the holiday joy and cheer
All the holiday joy and cheer
They'd rather get pi***d off and drink cold beer
Oh, now look! Bare is the shelf
I should just shoot myself
No more cheap TV's
or Garth Brooks CD's
Seinfeld on DVD
Seinfeld on DVD
The customers will have to wait and see
Deli is packed full to the brim
Three workers slice and sin
A person slipped and fell
Managers deal with hell
What is going wrong you ask
What is going wrong you ask
Everybody is forced to multitask
We lost our great big head
We sell our s**t for cheap
Along with those toy jeeps
Around and around they go
Around and around they go
Where the batteries die we'll never know
Oh dear Lord! The lines are long
I hate these freaking songs
They never want to wait
They won't appreciate
All the holiday joy and cheer
All the holiday joy and cheer
They'd rather get pi***d off and drink cold beer
Oh, now look! Bare is the shelf
I should just shoot myself
No more cheap TV's
or Garth Brooks CD's
Seinfeld on DVD
Seinfeld on DVD
The customers will have to wait and see
Deli is packed full to the brim
Three workers slice and sin
A person slipped and fell
Managers deal with hell
What is going wrong you ask
What is going wrong you ask
Everybody is forced to multitask
Written 11/23/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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