I May Sing Bass, or tenor, too
My range is widely spanned
For bass, I dine on frog leg stew
For tenor, goosed by hand

Bass is the tone that I prefer
'Cause bass attracts the gals
I sound more like a him than her
And proudly my chest swells..

Though, many tenors find success
And are highly acclaimed
I think more often gals say, "Yes"
To one who's bassly famed

The Lord set nice things on my shelf
By giving me both sounds
I can sing duets with myself
Whenever I'm around

At times my high notes make glass blow
Last night, our parrot peed
When I get high, I can't sing low
So I don't smoke no weed

I May Sing Bass, or tenor, too
My style is widely spanned
For bass, I dine on frog leg stew
For tenor, goosed by hand..