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Song Parodies -> "That King From the Ads"

Original Song Title:

"Good King Wenceslas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"That King From the Ads"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

That King from the ads inane
Selling so-so burgers
On my T.V. so insane
Makes me want to murder
Guy in stupid mask a fright
Almost makes "Jack" cool
Dine there when your wallet's light
Though it tastes like gruel

It's a rage those vid'yo games
Kids all find them thrillin'
Burger King especially lame
But they'll make a killin'
Gimmicks like this are not new
But this one's disgusting
Make me almost want to spew
Like the food, gut busting

Bring the lard and bring the shakes
Bring the cheese and taters
Top it off with pie and cakes
Save a few for later
Waddle outside to your car
Eat it while you're driving
Tell your mother how you are
Just barely surviving

Sure they're made from parts of cow
Rectums, lips and eyelids
But the food is kingly, how?
Sez the ads insipid
So when next you watch T.V.
See that idiot face
Don't go on a take-out spree
Or you'll need more couch space

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Shiek Of The Mutilated - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Finally, someone else like me that finds the Burger King mascot creepy, gay and disgusting. And their burgers aren't good anymore. And no, that's not me under that mask, as the new video game ads insist.
Tommy Turtle - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yummm... Recta-burgers, huh? Three greasy French Fives.
Johnny D - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Stick with haggis, stick with scotch
Stick with Scottish menus
Burger King gourmet is not
It's a snottish venue
Highlander, your words seem cool
They are worthwhile reading
Burger King is turdly gruel
Brings internal blee-ee-ding
Yoidy - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
An ex pal of mine reminds me of the Burger King. I'm glad I'm not his friend anymore! 555

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