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Song Parodies -> "This Song is So Dumb at Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Xmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Song is So Dumb at Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This song is so dumb at Xmas
This song is so dumb at Xmas
This song is so dumb at Xmas
It's the worst you can hear

Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
Three lines have no variation
And direction unclear

The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
The short melody just goes up
Then plops down right here

Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Forever it is repeated
Going right in your ear

I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
I'd rather be drawn and quartered
Than listen each year

This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
This tune is so very crappy
It dropped from a steer

Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Don't call me till it is over
Or at least bring a beer

There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
There's no end to f**king Xmas
Or just seems like it, dear



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Phil Alexander - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Amen
Matthias - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
5's for telling it like it is!!!!
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Rick.
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
what happened to the "good tidings to you" part ?
Rick D - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Never get to that part, Alvin. I always change the channel or run out of the mall screaming.
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah - sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the Christmas tree this morning... ;-)
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Cynic. There's *only* 3 verses! :P (although the Ray Conniff version does get real old REALLY FAST!) 555
Red Ant - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
My favorite of the day! Well done Christmas song satire, Rick.
carol - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(giggles loudly)
Ann Hammond - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
lol
2Eagle - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Ho! ho! ho! ho! ho! Doesn't that make you think of The Wheels on the Bus?

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